From the "Cute but not very smart" File

So today I went ballistic at work because some idiot mixed my office line up with a fax number. THAT DRIVES ME NUTS! It would ring, then I'd pick up and be blasted with that ear-splitting, high-pitched whine that would cause a nun to swear. It did it three bloody times! And just as I went into all-out cussing and screaming fit, I looked down at the pile of paper calling my desk home. I then realized (of course, I had everyone's attention) that I (yes . . . me!) mixed up the number on a form to infact fax myself. Try to recover from that one.