What the Hell is the deal with Nylons

There have been many advancements in the world of fashion over the years, but why are nylons still so freaking uncomfortble? If you have any sort of junk in the trunk (and if you're reading this, you likely do because I tend to hate skinny people), you know the misery of nylons.

• If you've got big thighs, the bloody crotch ends up around your knees.
• If you actually suck it up and buy the size that is supposed to fit you, you soon realize that means you'll have the tops firmly tucked up under your boobs.
• If you've invested in the miracles they promise of the tummy tamers, you know that you will not be breathing for the entire evening (and if you're like me, you'll have a lovely roll at mid-stomach beacause it simply squeezes the fat up.

Ladies! Let us unite in the anti-nylon movement. We might have at least a good month left of nice weather! No nylons until there is 10 feet of snow on the ground. Suck it up and fight the evil man that invented these horrible things!