Lessons learned during my first week on the job

Here's some of the things I have learned as I begin my life as a Crown Corporation drone:

• There is a place that uses more acronyms than Canadian Blood Services
• Fridays are dress down days . . . I wore a freaking skirt today
• You will need an MP3 player with big time memory because when you're listening to ALL day, the songs soon start to repeat themselves
• I have been spoiled by my corner office looking at the park . . . I will NEVER get used to living in cubicle hell
• Apparently women can grow hair on their chests (I'll explain that one later)
• And meetings are really an excuse to go for coffee at one of the three coffee shops on my block