We have a MAJOR problem

Imagine my horror of reading this news report on CBC's website today:

A Tim Hortons double-double "with two creams and two sugars" has 160 calories per 10-ounce cup. A black coffee had about 10 calories and no fat.

Many of you likely know that I sustain myself on at least one of these everyday, and you'll realize that perhaps my constant battle of the bulge could be blamed on my addiction. "Why?" you ask, does she willingly wait 20 minutes in a drive thru? And for those in Eastern Canada who are blessed with a Timmie Ho's on every corner, you would not believe the distance I must travel to find this amazing nectar! There are (count them!) ONLY four stores in the entire city! I bet Halifax has four on every block!

For those that may be unfamiliar with Tim Hortons, it is simply the best coffee chain in the world (and to further endear it to Canadian's hearts, it was created by a former hockey player). To top it off, there are many people that believe the coffee is actually laced with crack cocaine because it is so unbelievably addictive!