Reason not to move in with boyfriend #2

Did you realize just how much football there is on TV? And if there's no football, there is sure to be hockey.

If it wasn't for some serious temper tantrums and pouting, I'd never get to see What Not to Wear.

And for some other random thoughts that have been running through my head:

• Why is swimming so popular? Have you seen what is at the bottom of the pool?
• I saw the gorilla guy again. That is just weird.
• I've become known as the child hater at class. I am just not maternal. I don't hate them . . . I just don't one of my own right now.