Amsterdam

This is likely the rainiest place I have ever been, but the fun has been great! We took a bike ride around the village of Edam on granny bikes complete with brakes that you had to back pedal to engage, then we saw a gouda and clog making farm. After that, we were promised great deals on diamonds so we went for a tour--yeah, if you paying Canadian dollars, it ain't so good of a deal so I guess Scott will just have to get my diamond himself! Then we stood for 45 minutes in the rain to get into Anne Franks House. It was very, very good! Then we had delicous pancakes while disgusting Brits said rude things to the young waitresses.

And the fun doesn't stop! We then went to a live sex show! It was part of the tour, and it was absolutely hilarious! The best part is that it had started raining again, so we stopped in at a pub. Some Irish boys heard us say that we were going to a sex show, so they were asking if we were serious. We invited them along. It took some convincing because they were good Catholic boys, and one actually left in the middle of it. Another one works for Pay Pal so I used the oppotunity to let him know exactly what I think of his stinking service that never WORKS!

Moment of the day: Yes, I have now seen a woman smoke a cigar in a way God never intended.